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There are 18 Diet / Weight Loss jokes in this category. Prev 5 | Next 5

What is the difference between a hungry man and a glutton? (Added On: 2017-04-17 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)


Q:
What is the difference between a hungry man and a glutton?
A: One longs to eat and the other eats too long.


Female Stress Diet (Added On: 2017-03-03 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)


This is a specially
formulated diet, designed to help you cope with the stress that builds
up during the day:
BREAKFAST
1 grapefruit
1 slice whole wheat toast
1 cup skim milk
LUNCH
Small portion lean, steamed chicken with a
cup of spinach
1 cup herbal tea
1 chocolate biscuit
AFTERNOON TEA
The rest of the chocolate biscuits in the packet
1 tub of Rocky Road ice cream with Choc-ice topping
1 jar nutella
DINNER
4 bottles of red wine
2 loaves garlic bread
1 family size supreme pizza
LATE NIGHT SNACK
Whole frozen Sara Lee cheesecake (eaten
directly from freezer)


Diet coke spoof (Added On: 2017-03-03 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)


Every woman's Mr. Right?
Download the Diet
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I'm fat, but I'm thin inside (Added On: 2017-02-17 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)


I'm fat, but I'm
thin inside. Has it ever struck you that there's a thin man inside every
fat man, just as they say there's a statue inside every block of stone?

~ George Orwell


An Athletic Diet (Added On: 2016-12-09 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)


The 1/19 Baltimore
Sun had an interview with Frank Marshall, director of upcoming film, "Alive,"
in which a rubgy team marooned in the mountains must resort to cannibalism
for survival.
Mr. Marshall said he was out driving, discussing the film deal on his
car phone, when he was cut off by a pickup with a bumper sticker reading,
"Rugby Players Eat Their Dead."
He decided to make the film, saying, "You have to go with those
kinds of things."


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