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Bridge to Hawaii (Added On: 2017-05-24 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)


A man was walking along a California beach and stumbled across an old lamp. He picked it up and rubbed it and out popped a genie. The genie said,
'OK. You released me from the lamp, blah, blah, blah. This is the fourth time this month and I'm getting a little sick of these wishes, so you can forget about three. You only get one wish.'The man sat and thought about it for a while and said,
'I've always wanted to go to Hawaii but I'm scared to fly and I get very seasick. Could you build me a bridge to Hawaii so I can drive over there to visit?'The genie laughed and said, 'That's impossible. Think of the logistics of that! How would the supports ever reach the bottom of the Pacific? Think of how much concrete... how much steel! No, think of another wish.'The man said OK and tried to think of a really good wish. Finally, he said,
'I've been married and divorced four times. My wives always said that I don't care and that I'm insensitive. So, I wish that I could understand women... know how they feel inside and what they're thinking when they give me the silent treatment... know why they're crying, know what they really want when they say "nothing"... know how to make them truly happy. .'The genie said,
'You want that bridge two lanes or four?'


Golden Night Drinkin (Added On: 2017-05-06 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)


A man went out drinking with his friends and came home the next morning to find his wife waiting for him. He apologized for worrying her but proceeded to tell her that he had been in the most elegant bar in the world! "Everything was gold.. the carpets, the glasses, the cutlery, the curtains and even the urinal. Here... I have a book of matches in my pocket. Phone if you don't believe me."The incredulous wife did just that and asked the manager, "Is everything in your establishment really gold?""Yes," he replied, "everything is gold colored.""Even the urinal?" she queried.The manager put his hand over the phone and said to his bartender, "This is the wife of that guy who relieved himself in the tuba last night."


Question and answer (Added On: 2017-05-05 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)


Q: How do you scare a man?
A: Sneak up behind him and start throwing rice.


Women's instructions (Added On: 2017-03-05 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)


WOMEN'S COMPACT INSTRUCTION BOOK If he asks what sort of books you're interested in, tell him check books. A man's idea of serious commitment is usually, "Oh all right, I'll stay the night". Women sleep with men who, if they were women, they wouldn't even have bothered to have lunch with.


Making a Women (Added On: 2017-01-23 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)


A man walks into a building and gets into the elevator. He presses the button for the fifth floor. At the fifth floor the most stunning woman he has ever seen gets into the lift and leans seductively against the wall.The man doesn't know where to look and starts to get very nervous.The woman begins to unbutton her blouse and throws it on the floor. She then takes off her bra and throws it on the floor.At this stage the guy is getting very nervous.Then she says "Make a woman out of me".He unbuttons his shirt,throws it on the floor and replies - "Alright, iron that."


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