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Doctor and train accident patient (Added On: 2017-08-13 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)


Patient: I'm in a hospital! Why am I in here?

Doctor: You've had an accident involving a train.

Patient: What happened?

Doctor: Well, I've got some good news and some bad news. Which would you like to hear first?

Patient: Well... The bad news first...

Doctor: Your legs were injured so badly that we had to amputate both of them.

Patient: That's terrible! What's the good news?

Doctor: There's a guy in the next ward who made a very good offer on your slippers.


Worms (Added On: 2017-08-03 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)


Worms
A seventh grade Biology teacher arranged a demonstration for his class.He took two earth worms and in front of the class he did the following.He dropped the first worm into a beaker of water where it dropped to the bottom and wriggled about. He dropped the second worm into a beaker of Ethyl alcohol and it immediately shrivelled up and died. He asked the class if anyone knew what this demonstration was intended to show them.A boy in the second row immediately shot his arm up and, when called on said: "You're showing us that if you drink alcohol, you won't have worms."


Bholaji & Doctor (Added On: 2017-06-30 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)


Bholaji ( to doctor ) : 'Doctor, I have a problem.'
Doctor : 'What's your problem?'
Bholaji : 'I keep forgetting things.'
Doctor : 'Since when do you have this problem?'
Bholaji : 'What problem?'


In a murder trial... (Added On: 2017-04-27 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)


In a murder trial, thedefense attorney was cross-examining the coroner:Attorney: Before you signed the death certificate, had you taken the pulse?Coroner: No.Attorney: Did you listen to the heart?Coroner: No.Attorney: Did you check for breathing?Coroner: No.Attorney: So, when you signed the death certificate, you weren't sure the man was dead, were you?Coroner: Well, let me put it this way. The man's brain was sitting in a jar on my desk. But I guess it's possible he could be out there practicing law somewhere.


Last Buffalo (Added On: 2017-04-16 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)


An Indian brave returns from a scouting trip and seeks out the Chief."Chief, I have bad news, worse news and good news."The Chief asks for the bad news first.Scout says, "No more buffalo on reservation, we kill last one today."Chief asks for the worse news.Brave says, "Our land is being overrun by white men. They are coming by the
thousands."Finally the chief asks for the good news.The brave says, "Chief, the white men taste just like buffalo."


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