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Funny signs Jokes

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Here is a great sign (Added On: 2017-12-21 Rating : 2.00 / 5.00 Rate This Joke)

Here is a great sign I saw in the grocery store: "Snickers, 5 for 1.00$.(limit 4)"On a dock in Juneau, Alaska: "Safety ladder, climb at own risk." Seen on an electrical appliance store in Spokane, WA "Go modern! Go gas! Go BOOM!" Emergency Evacuation Plan posted in various places around my office building: "Run like Anything!" Biggs Septic Tank Service (near Nashville Tennessee) "Call Monday thru Friday, sorry, we haul milk on weekends."

Sign in a Rhodes tailor (Added On: 2016-10-11 Rating : 2.00 / 5.00 Rate This Joke)

Sign in a Rhodes tailor shop: "Order your summers suit. Because is big rush we will execute customers in strict rotation."Sign from the Soviet Weekly: "There will be a Moscow Exhibition of Aets by 15,000 Soviet Republic painters and sculptors. These were executed over the past two years."Sign in an East African newspaper: "A new swimming pool is rapidly taking shape since the contractors have thrown in the bulk of their workers."Sign in a Vienna hotel: "In case of fire, do your utmost to alarm the hotel porter." Sign in an advertisement by a Hong Kong dentist: "Teeth extracted by the latest Methodists."

In a New York drugstore: (Added On: 2016-07-31 Rating : 2.00 / 5.00 Rate This Joke)

In a New York drugstore: "We dispense with accuracy."In the offices of a loan company: "Ask about our plans for owning your home."In a New York medical building: "Mental Health Prevention Center"On a New York convalescent home: "For the sick and tired of the Episcopal Church."On a Maine shop: "Our motto is to give our customers the lowest possible prices and workmanship."

In the vestry of a (Added On: 2015-11-26 Rating : 2.00 / 5.00 Rate This Joke)

In the vestry of a New England church: "Will the last person to leave please see that the perpetual light is extinguished."In a Pennsylvania cemetery: "Persons are prohibited from picking flowers from any but their own graves."On a roller coaster: "Watch your head."On the grounds of a public school: "No trespassing without permission."On a Tennessee highway: "When this sign is under water, this road is impassable."

Official sign near door: Door (Added On: 2015-11-21 Rating : 2.00 / 5.00 Rate This Joke)

Official sign near door: Door Alarmed. Handprinted sign nearby: Window frightened. Road sign seen on the island of Cyprus. (translation of the Greek): 'Caution: Road Slippery from Grapejuice' A sign advertising a Company wide skiing race: Let's see who can go downhill the fastest.Sign in King's Canyon in California. 'Slow Parking Ahead' A billboard seen next to the highway, travelling from Johannesburg International Airport into town. An Ad for BMW showing a photo of a BMW 328i convertible with the roof and all the windows down. The caption reads:' Our hardware runs better without WINDOWS!!!'

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