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There are 17 Sports jokes in this category. Prev 5 | Next 5

Question answer (Added On: 2017-05-28 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)


How do you stop squirrels playing football in the garden?
Hide the ball, it drives them nuts! What's tennis players favourite city?
Volley wood! How does a physicist exercise?
By pumping ion!


He is new to baseball (Added On: 2017-02-01 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)


Coming home from his Little League game, Billy swung open the front door very excited. Unable to attend the game, his father immediately wanted to know what happened. "So, how did you do son?" he asked."You'll never believe it!" Billy said. "I was responsible for the winning run!""Really? How'd you do that?" "I dropped the ball."


Another Steelers joke (Added On: 2017-01-12 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)


Two boys are playing football in a Pennsylvania State Park when one is attacked by a rabid Rottweiler. Thinking quickly, the other boy rips off a board of the nearby fence, wedges it down the dog's collar and twists, breaking the dogs neck.

A Post Gazette reporter who was strolling by sees the incident and rushes over to interview the boy.

"Young Steelers Fan Saves Friend From Vicious Animal," he starts writing in his notebook.

"But I'm not a Steelers fan," the little hero replied.

"Sorry, since we are in Pennsylvania, I just assumed you were," said the reporter and starts again.

"Little Eagles Fan Rescues Friend From Horrific Attack" he continued writing in his notebook.

"I'm not an Eagles fan either," the boy said.

"I assumed everyone in Pennsylvania was either for the Steelers or the Eagles. What team do you root for?" the reporter asked.

"I'm a Browns fan," the child said.

The reporter starts a new sheet in his notebook and writes, "Juvenile Cleveland Fan Brutally Kills Beloved Family Pet."


Steelers quarterback joke (Added On: 2016-11-05 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)


A guy took his girlfriend to her first Steelers game. Afterward he asked her how she liked the game.

"I liked it, but I couldn't understand why they were killing each other for 25 cents," she said.

"What do you mean?" he asked.

"Well, everyone kept yelling 'Get the quarter back!'"


The horses in the race (Added On: 2016-10-27 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)


The horses in the race are:
1. Passionate Lady
2. Clean Sheets
3. Bare Belly
4. Thighs
5. Silk Panties
6. Big Johnson
7. Conscience
8. Heavy Bosom
9. Jockey Shorts
10. Merry Cherry

At the post: Aaaaaand they're off !!! Conscience is left behind at
the post. Jockey Shorts and Panties are off in a hurry. Heavy Bosom is
being pressured. Passionate Lady is caught between Thighs and Big
Johnson in a very tight spot.

At the halfway mark: It's Bare Belly on top. Thighs opens up and
Big Johnson is pressed in. Heavy Bosom is being pushed hard against
Clean Sheets. Passionate Lady and Thighs are working hard on Bare Belly.
Bare Belly is under terrific pressure from Big Johnson.

At the stretch: Merry Cherry cracks under the strain. Big Johnson is
making the final drive. Passionate Lady is coming.

At the finish: It's Big Johnson giving everything he's got !!!...and
Passionate Lady takes everything Big Johnson has to offer !!! It
looks like a dead heat but BIG JOHNSON squirts through and wins by a
head!!!

WHOHHH!! Heavy Bosom weakens, and Thighs pull up. Clean Sheets never had
a chance............


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