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Taking the final exam (Added On: 2017-08-07 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)


Two college basketball players were taking an important final exam. If they failed, they would be on academic probation and not allowed to play in the big game the following week. The exam was fill-in-the-blank.The last question read, "Old MacDonald had a ________."Bubba was stumped. He had no idea what to answer. But he knew he needed to get this one right to be sure he passed.Making sure the professor wasn't watching, he tapped Tiny on the shoulder. "Pssst. Tiny. What's the answer to the last question?"Tiny laughed. He looked around to make sure the professor hadn't noticed then he turned to Bubba. "Bubba, you're so stupid. Everyone knows Old MacDonald had a FARM.""Oh yeah," said Bubba. "I remember now."He picked up his No. 2 pencil and started to write the answer in the blank. He stopped. Tapping Tiny's shoulder again, he whispered, "Tiny, how do you spell farm?""You are really dumb, Bubba. That's so easy. Farm is spelled E-I-E-I-O."


Mixed football jokes (Added On: 2017-08-02 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)


A burglary was recently committed at West Ham's ground and the entire contents of the trophy room were stolen. The police are looking for a man with a claret & blue carpet. The seven dwarves are down in the mines when there is a cave-in. Snow White runs to the entrance and yells down to them. In the distance a voice shouts out "Charlton are good enough to win the European Cup." Snow White says "Well at least Dopey's alive!" Q: How does Stan Collymore change a lightbulb?
A: He holds it in the air, and the world revolves around him The Fire brigade phones George Graham in the early hours of Sunday morning."Mr Graham sir, White Hart Lane is on fire!""The cups man! Save the cups!" cries George."Uh, the fire hasn't spread to the canteen yet, sir." Apparently, Harry Redknapp offered to send the West Ham squad on an expenses paid holiday to Florida but they said they'd rather go to Blackpool so they could see what it's like to ride on an open-top bus. Big Ron was caught speeding on his way to the City Ground today.
"I'll do anything for 3 points", he said when questioned. The Nottingham Forest Chairman is considering replacing Big Ron with Steve Davis. Explaining this unusual move, he said "we don't just need points now, we need snookers!" British Rail have decided to start sponsoring Forest. BR think they are a suitable team because of their regular points failures.


Question answer (Added On: 2017-05-28 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)


How do you stop squirrels playing football in the garden?
Hide the ball, it drives them nuts! What's tennis players favourite city?
Volley wood! How does a physicist exercise?
By pumping ion!


He is new to baseball (Added On: 2017-02-01 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)


Coming home from his Little League game, Billy swung open the front door very excited. Unable to attend the game, his father immediately wanted to know what happened. "So, how did you do son?" he asked."You'll never believe it!" Billy said. "I was responsible for the winning run!""Really? How'd you do that?" "I dropped the ball."


Another Steelers joke (Added On: 2017-01-12 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)


Two boys are playing football in a Pennsylvania State Park when one is attacked by a rabid Rottweiler. Thinking quickly, the other boy rips off a board of the nearby fence, wedges it down the dog's collar and twists, breaking the dogs neck.

A Post Gazette reporter who was strolling by sees the incident and rushes over to interview the boy.

"Young Steelers Fan Saves Friend From Vicious Animal," he starts writing in his notebook.

"But I'm not a Steelers fan," the little hero replied.

"Sorry, since we are in Pennsylvania, I just assumed you were," said the reporter and starts again.

"Little Eagles Fan Rescues Friend From Horrific Attack" he continued writing in his notebook.

"I'm not an Eagles fan either," the boy said.

"I assumed everyone in Pennsylvania was either for the Steelers or the Eagles. What team do you root for?" the reporter asked.

"I'm a Browns fan," the child said.

The reporter starts a new sheet in his notebook and writes, "Juvenile Cleveland Fan Brutally Kills Beloved Family Pet."


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