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Nerd at beach (Added On: 2017-06-21 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)

A textbook nerd is at the beach one day, baring his chest and showing off his pale, shrunken chest, and of course all the girls are laughing at him and drooling over the weight-lifting hunks. So in desperation the kid goes to the lifeguard and asks, "How can I do something to get these girls interested in me? What can I do to show off?"The lifeguard takes pity on this poor guy, with his puny muscles and baggy trunks and lanky hair, and finally he says, "Tell you what - why don’t you take a potato and stick it down your swim trunks. That way the girls will think you’ve got something really big and hard down there, and they’ll want you."So the nerd decides to give it a try. He struts around the beach with a potato in his shorts, and all the girls give him weird, disgusting looks and tell him to get the hell out of there. The nerd can’t understand what’s going on, so he goes back to the lifeguard and asks, "What am I doing wrong? You said they’d like me if I put a potato in my shorts!"Without even batting an eye, the lifeguard says, "You gotta put the potato in the FRONT, kid!"


Sawmill Accidents (Added On: 2017-06-13 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)


Two guys were working at a sawmill one day when one of the guys got too close to the blade and cut off his arm. His buddy put the severed arm in a plastic bag and rushed it down to the hospital to get re-attached. The next day he goes to see his chum, and finds him playing tennis."Incredible!," says his friend."Medical science is amazing."Another month goes by and the same two guys are again at the sawmill working when the same guy gets too close to the spinning blade and this time his leg gets cut off. Again his buddy takes the leg, puts it in a plastic bag and takes it to the hospital to get re-attached. The next day, he goes down to see his chum and finds him outside playing football."Incredible!," says his friend."Medical science is amazing!"Well another month goes by and again the same two friends are at the mill cutting wood when suddenly the same guy bends down too close to the blade and off comes his head. Well his friend takes the head, puts it in a plastic bag, and heads to the hospital to get it re-attached. The next day he goes to see his friend but can't find him. He sees the doctor walking down the hall and says, "Doc, where is my friend? I brought him in yesterday."The doctor thinks for a minute and says, "Oh yeah, some idiot put his head in a plastic bag and he suffocated."


Taking Out the Garbage (Added On: 2017-06-03 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)


What is worse than ten dead people in one trashcan? One dead person in ten trashcans


Humps-24-7-Dog (Added On: 2017-05-24 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)


"What do you call a dog that humps you 24-7"A rout around the week dog


Saggy Tits (Added On: 2017-05-18 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)


A rather fat woman with a sagging figure was vacationing in Florida. She goes into a shop and buys a bikini.The next day she comes back and wants to return the bikini top and get half her money back.The clerk says, "But you need the top too."The woman replies, "No, I don't. I can get everything into the bottom."


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