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Michael Jackson food poisinging (Added On: 2017-01-31 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)


Q. How did Michael Jackson got food poisoning?

A. He ate a 12 year old weiner.


Afghanistan comedian (Added On: 2016-12-06 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)


Q: What do you call a comedian in Afghanistan?

A: Larry the Kabul Guy.


Ten Things to Do in a Public Bathroom (Added On: 2016-10-23 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)


1.Come out of the stall with wet hands. 2.Pour water in a constant stream on the floor and say, 'Darn, I almost made it!' 3.Wash you hair and dry it in the hand dryer. 4.Wear papertowels wrapped around your head and pretend you're Erykah Badu. 5.Write on the wall of a women's bathroom 'Tom was here.' In the men's bathroom write 'Michael Jackson was here.' 6.Ask a person in the stall next to you for a tampon. 7.Roll a roll of toilet paper all the way down the row of stalls. 8.For women, stand in front of the toilet. 9.Scream 'Ohh it burns!' as you use the bathroom. 10.Lock the door from the inside, sound frustrated that you can't get out, then crawl under the door, getting as dirty as possible and complain to the manager that the door is faulty.


Michael Jackson joke (Added On: 2016-09-21 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)


What do Michael Jackson and Wal-Mart have in common?

They both have boys pants half off.


A frog goes into a (Added On: 2016-06-09 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)


A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack. So he says, "Hello, Patricia Whack. I'd like to get a loan to buy a boat and go on a long vacation."
Patti looks at this frog in disbelief and asks how much he wants to borrow.
The frog says $30,000 and the teller asks him his name, and the frog says it's Kermit Jagger, he's the adopted pet of Mick Jagger and that it's ok, he knows the bank manager.
Patti explains that $30,000 is a substantial amount of money and that he will need to secure some collateral against the loan. She asks if he has anything that he can use as collateral. The frog says, "Sure. I have this," and produces a tiny pink porcelain elephant, about an inch tall, bright pink and perfectly formed.
Very confused, Patti explains that she'll have to consult with the manager and leaves the room. She finds the manager and says, "There is a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know Mick Jagger and wants to borrow $30,000. And he wants to use this as collateral." She holds up the tiny pink elephant and asks, "What the heck is this?"
The bank manager looks her in the eye and says:"It's a knick knack, Patti Whack, give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone."


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