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Your momma tore her best (Added On: 2018-02-03 Rating : 2.00 / 5.00 Rate This Joke)


Your momma tore her best dress coon hunting.You have a rag for a gas cap (on a car that does run).You look upon a family reunion as a chance to meet `Ms. Right'.


Your baby's first words are (Added On: 2018-02-03 Rating : 2.00 / 5.00 Rate This Joke)


Your baby's first words are "Attention K-Mart shoppers."The antenna on your truck is a danger to low flying airplanes.Your primary source of income is the pawn shop.


You might be a redneck (Added On: 2018-01-26 Rating : 2.00 / 5.00 Rate This Joke)


You might be a redneck if...
You refer to the time you won a free case of oil as the "day my ship came in".


You think Hamlet is on (Added On: 2018-01-25 Rating : 2.00 / 5.00 Rate This Joke)


You think Hamlet is on the McDonald's breakfast menu.Your kids are going hungry tonight because you had to see your maw run her car at the dirt track race.Your dad says, "Let's hit the road for dinner," and then grabs a shovel.


Redneck birth control (Added On: 2018-01-15 Rating : 2.00 / 5.00 Rate This Joke)


After having their eleventh child, a North Georgia mountaineer couple decided that 11 was enough, as they could not afford a larger bed. So the husband went to his doctor and told him that he and his wife didn't want to have any more children.

The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy that could fix the problem, but it was expensive.

"A less costly alternative," said the doctor, "is to go home, get a cherry bomb (fireworks are legal in the North Georgia Mountains), light it, put it in an empty beer can, then hold the can up to your ear and count to
10."

The redneck said to the doctor, "I may not be the smartest man in the world, but I don't see how putting a cherry bomb in a beer can next to my ear is going to help me."

"Trust me," said the doctor.

So the hillbilly went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in a beer can. He held the can up to his ear and began to count, "1, 2, 3, 4, 5..."

At this point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs, and resumed counting on his other hand.

This procedure also works in Kentucky, West Virginia, Arkansas, Louisiana, and most parts of Mississippi.


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