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Redneck Bonanza! (Added On: 2017-06-27 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)


Q: What do a redneck divorce and a tornado have in common?
A: Either way somebody loses a trailer home!

You know you're a redneck if your wife wants to take a bath but you have to move the transmision from the tub first.

You know you're a red neck when you go to family reunions to pick up chicks!

If you've been married three times and your in-laws aint changed then you might just be a redneck.

If a sign reads say no to crack and you pull up your pants then you might just be a redneck.

You know you are redneck when you mow your lawn and find a car.

You know you are redneck when your favorite shirt is illegal in more then 15 states.

You know you are redneck when you shut your car door and your gun makes you a sun-roof.

You know you are redneck when your friends go water skiing while you are towing your boat to the lake.

You might be a redneck if your exhaust system incorporates more than three wire hangers and at least two juice cans.

You might be a redneck if you think "fat-free" means undoing your belt and the first 3 buttons.

You know you're a redneck when you think marriage vows are what your father-in-law promised to do to you if you didn't marry his daughter.

You might be a redneck if an intimate evening at home consists of sharing the remote.

You might be a redneck if it's easier to rotate your home than your TV antenna.

You might be a redneck if you use old newspapers in more than 3 ways in your home.

You know you're a redneck if you stare at the Orange Juice container because it says "Concentrate."

You know you're a redneck when some one yells "hoe down" and your wife drops to the floor!

You might be a redneck if you can relate to the following statements:
1) "Nothing says lovin' like loviní your cousin!"
2) "Why go across town when you can go across the hall?"
3) "If you can't keep it in the pants then keep it in the family."

You know you're a redneck when your family tree is a wreath.

You know your a redneck when your town priest is also your town plummer.

You know you're a redneck when you're front porch collapses and kills more than three dogs.

You have a home that is mobil and 14 cars that aren't.

You know you're a redneck when you have seven cars in your driveway, but only one works.

What was the last thing the redneck said before he died?
"Hey y'all, watch this!"

You know your a redneck if your Thanksgiving turkey was once a family pet!

You might be a redneck if you wear cowboy boots with shorts.


You might be a redneck if... (Added On: 2017-06-14 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)


You might be a redneck if...
Your wife has a beer belly and you find it attractive.


You got your tater gun (Added On: 2017-06-07 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)


You got your tater gun hangin' over your couch in your living room as a conversation piece.You've ever entered yourself in a "Howdy Doody Look-alike" Contest.Your lips move while reading a stop sign.

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Burger King won't let you (Added On: 2017-06-07 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)


Burger King won't let you do it your way, right away.You can remember the entire NASCAR series schedule but can't remember your wifes birthday, kids birthday, or anniversary.You can remember every NASCAR driver and their car number but can't remember how old your children are.


Gas Station Fill-up (Added On: 2017-06-03 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)


There was this gas station in "redneck country" trying to increase it's sales, so the owner put up a sign saying "Free Sex with Fill-up."Soon a "redneck" customer pulled in, filled his tank, and then asked for his free sex.The owner told him to pick a number from (1) to (10), and if he guessed correctly, he would get his free sex. The buyer then guessed (8) and the proprietor said, "No, you were close. The number was (7). Sorry, no free sex this time but maybe next time".Some time thereafter, the same man, along with his buddy this time, pulled in again for a fill-up, and again he asked for his free sex. The proprietor again gave him the same story and asked him to guess the correct number. The man guessed (2) this time, and the proprietor said, "Sorry, it was (3). You were close but no free sex this time".As they were driving away, the driver said to his buddy, "I think that game is rigged and he doesn't give away free sex". The buddy replied, "No, it's not rigged -- my wife won twice last week."


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