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Bush & Gorby (Added On: 2017-10-20 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)


One that my 12 year old son brought home from school:

Bush and Gorbachev decided to get themselves frozen for a hundred years to see
how the current political situation resolved itself. After the time was up
they were thawed, and started to read newspapers to catch up on the situation.

Gorbachev started to laugh. In response to Bush's question he said, "I see that
the dollar is still getting weaker."

Then Bush started to laugh. In response to Gorbachev's question of why, he
said, "I read that there is renewed fighting on the German-Chinese border."


What's a Jewish American Princess's (Added On: 2017-10-17 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)


What's a Jewish American Princess's idea of kinky sex?


She moves.


Settling the Dispute (Added On: 2017-10-16 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)


There was once a Scotsman and an Englishman who lived next door to each other. The Scotsman owned a hen and each morning would look in his garden and pick up one of his hen's eggs for breakfast.One day he looked outside and saw that the hen had laid an egg in the Englishman's garden. He was about to go next door when he saw the Englishman pick up the egg. The Scotsman ran up to the Englishman and told him that the egg belonged to him because he owned the hen. The Englishman disagreed because the egg was laid on his property.They argued for a while until finally the Scotsman said, "In my family we normally solve disputes by the following actions: I punch you in the nose and note how long it takes you to recover, then you punch me in the nose and note how long it takes for me to recover, whomever recovers quicker wins the egg."The Englishman agreed to this and so the Scotsman held the heaviest object he could find, took a few steps back, then ran toward the Englishman and punched him as hard as he could in the nose. The Englishman fell to the ground and was howling in agony and holding his nose for thirty minutes.Eventually the Englishman stood up and said, "Now it's my turn to punch you."The Scotsman said, "Keep the lousy egg."


Methods of execution (Added On: 2017-10-12 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)


There were three guys, a Torontonian, an American and a Newfoundlander. They were all going to be executed. The executioner said that since all three were to be executed that night, that they would each get to choose the method by which they would die.Their choices were: lethal injection, electric chair or by hanging. The American was afraid of needles and did'nt want to be hanged. The American chose the electric chair. He sat in the chair and they pulled the switch and nothing happened. The executioner said that if this happens a second time that he could go free. They tried a second time and again nothing happened so they set him free.The guy from Toronto was also afraid of needles and did'nt want to be hanged so he too chose the electric chair. Once again, the chair didn't work and he was free.Next it was the Newfoundlanders turn to pick how he was to be executed. He said "I'm afraid of needles, the electric chair won't work so you're going to have to hang me".


The Plane Incident (Added On: 2017-10-04 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)


There were 3 men on a plane a Chinese, Australian and an American. They all had to drop something from the plane otherwise they would crash. So the Chinese person dropped some knives. A father and a son were walking along but knives pierced the son. The father ran home and told his wife what happened, they both cried. The Australian dropped some guns. Another son and father were walking along when all of a sudden the guns smashed the sons head. The father went home told his wife what happened and they both cried. The American dropped . The son went home and a saw his father laughing his head off the son asked, “What’s so funny father?” “Well, when I farted, the next door neighbour’s house exploded!”.


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