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If King George Had Been a Bureaucrat (Added On: 2017-06-26 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)



The Court of King George III

London, England

July 10, 1776


Mr. Thomas Jefferson

c/o The Continental Congress

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Dear Mr. Jefferson:

We have read your "Declaration of Independence" with great interest.
Certainly, it represents a considerable undertaking, and many of your
statements do merit serious consideration. Unfortunately, the
Declaration as a whole fails to meet recently adopted specifications for
proposals to the Crown, so we must return the document to you for further
refinement.

The questions which follow might assist you in your process of
revision:


In your opening paragraph you use the phrase "the Laws of Nature
and Nature's God." What are these laws? In what way are they
the criteria on which you base your central arguments? Please
document with citations from the recent literature.
In the same paragraph you refer to the "opinions of mankind."
Whose polling data are you using? Without specific evidence,
it seems to us the "opinions of mankind" are a matter of opinion.
You hold certain truths to be "self-evident." Could you please
elaborate. If they are as evident as you claim then it should not
be difficult for you to locate the appropriate supporting
statistics.
"Life, Liberty, and the pursuit of happiness" seem to be the
goals of your proposal. These are not measurable goals. If
you were to say that "among these is the ability to sustain an
average life expectancy in six of the 13 colonies of at least 55
years, and to enable newspapers in the colonies to print news
without outside interference, and to raise the average income
of the colonists by 10 percent in the next 10 years," these
could be measurable goals. Please clarify.
You state that "Whenever any Form of Government becomes
destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the People to
alter or to abolish it, and to institute a new Government...."
Have you weighed this assertion against all the alternatives?
What are the trade-off considerations?
Your description of the existing situation is quite extensive.
Such a long list of grievances should precede the statement of
goals, not follow it. Your problem statement needs improvement.
Your strategy for achieving your goal is not developed at all.
You state that the colonies "ought to be Free and Independent
States," and that they are "Absolved from All Allegiance to
the British Crown." Who or what must change to achieve this
objective? In what way must they change? What specific steps
will you take to overcome the resistance? How long will it take?
We have found that a little foresight in these areas helps to
prevent careless errors later on. How cost-effective are
your strategies?
Who among the list of signatories will be responsible for
implementing your strategy? Who conceived it? Who provided
the theoretical research? Who will constitute the advisory
committee? Please submit an organization chart and vitas
of the principal investigators.
You must include an evaluation design. We have been requiring
this since Queen Anne's War.
What impact will your problem have? Your failure to include
any assessment of this inspires little confidence in the long-
range prospects of your undertaking.
Please submit a PERT diagram, an activity chart, itemized budget,
and manpower utilization matrix.


We hope that these comments prove useful in revising your "Declaration
of Independence." We welcome the submission of your revised proposal.
Our due date for unsolicited proposals is July 31, 1776. Ten copies
with original signatures will be required.

Sincerely,

Management Analyst to the British Crown


Handy Metric to English system conversions and units (Added On: 2017-06-22 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)


Handy Metric to English system conversions and units

Ratio of an igloo's circumference to its diameterEskimo Pi
2.4 statute miles of intravenous surgical tubing at Yale University Hospital1 I.V. League
2000 pounds of Chinese soupWon Ton
0.000001 cc. mouthwash1 microscope
Speed of a tortoise breaking the sound barrierMach Turtle
Time it takes to sail 220 yards at 1 nautical mile per hourknot-furlong
365.25 days of drinking low-calorie beer1 lite year 16.5 feet in the
Twilight Zone1 Rod Serling
0.5 large intestine1 semicolon
1,000,000 aches1 megahertz
1,000 murderers on a chaingang1 kilohertz
Weight an evangelist carries with God1 billigram
Basic unit of laryngitis1 hoarsepower
Shortest distance between two jokesa straight line
Time between slipping on a peel and smacking the pavement1 bananosecond
1/2 bath1 demijohn
Given the old adage "a journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step", the first step of a one-mile journey1 Milwaukee.


Polish Dogs (Added On: 2017-06-19 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)


Q: Why do Polish dogs have flat noses?


A: From chasing parked cars.


How does a mother from (Added On: 2017-06-16 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)


How does a mother from Arkansas know when her daughter is on the rag?

Her son's dick tastes funny.


Why can't Mexico beat us (Added On: 2017-06-16 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)


Why can't Mexico beat us in the Olympics?


- Everyone that can run jump or swim is already here.


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