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Love and marriage Jokes

There are 109 Love and marriage jokes in this category. Prev 5 | Next 5

A quote on marriage (Added On: 2017-12-02 Rating : 2.00 / 5.00 Rate This Joke)


Husband: a man who buys his football tickets four months in advance and waits until December 24 to do his Christmas shopping.


Another $200 Bucks (Added On: 2017-12-01 Rating : 2.00 / 5.00 Rate This Joke)


This guy goes over to his buddies house and knocks on the door, it opens and there stands his friends wife. 'Is John home?' he asks. She replies 'No I'm sorry he's gone out to run a few errands.' 'Would you mind if I came in and waited for a few minutes?' She opens the door and he follows her down the hall and into the kitchen. 'I can't help to notice how beautiful your breasts look in that robe. I will pay you $100 if I could just see one of them.' The woman thinks it over for a moment and figures why not, it is a $100. She opens her robe exposing one of her breasts as the man reaches for his wallet, pulls out a $100 bill and throws it on the table. Shortly there after while drinking his coffee he asks 'Your breast was so beautiful, I've got to see them both at the same time, I will pay you another $100 if you will show me them both. 'She once again thinks for a moment and decides, what the hell and opens her robe giving him a good long look. He then opens his wallet, grabs another $100 throws it on the table and says, 'I can't wait any longer, I must get going. Please tell John I came by.' About ten minutes pass and John comes home. His wife meets him in the hall and says 'Your friend came by, you just missed him, he left ten minutes ago.' John replies, 'Did he drop off the $200 bucks he owes me?'


The Watchtower (Added On: 2017-12-01 Rating : 2.00 / 5.00 Rate This Joke)


A man and his wife are stranded on a desert island. The wife begins to lose interest in her husband and wishes on a star that she would find another man. The next day a man is washed on shore. He is very nice looking and finds immediate interest in the wife. The husband was very pleased that there was another man to help work.
So they started on building a watchtower. The stranger and wife wanted to have mad passionate sex on the beach. So he tried to think of a plan. SO then the stranger offered to watch first from the watchtower. While the husband and wife worked, the stranger yelled, ''Hey! No screwing! Get back to work!''

At this, the couple yelled back, ''We're not screwing!''

A little while later the man again yelled out to them. And again the couple denied it. This happened several times during his shift up in the watchtower, and when his turn was over, the husband took over. With that, the stranger made love to the wife on the beach. The husband, watching, exclaimed, ''Wow, it really does look like they're screwing from up here!'''


Gray Hairs (Added On: 2017-12-01 Rating : 2.00 / 5.00 Rate This Joke)


Jessica was toweling off in front of the mirror when she noticed a few gray pubic hairs. She bent down and said to her privates... "I know you haven't been getting much lately...but I didn't know you were so worried about it!"


Out With The Boys (Added On: 2017-11-27 Rating : 2.00 / 5.00 Rate This Joke)


A man was approached by co-worker at lunch who invited him out for a few beers after work. The man said that his wife would never go for it, that she does not allow him to go drinking with the guys after work. The co-worker suggested a way to overcome that problem: "When you get home tonight, sneak into the house, slide down under the sheets, gently pull down your wife's panties, and give her oral sex. Women love it, and believe me, she'll never mention that you were out late with the boys."

So the man agreed to try it, and went out and enjoyed himself. Late that night, he sneaked into the house, slid down under the sheets, gently slid down his wife's panties, and gave her oral sex. She moaned and groaned with pleasure, but after a little while, he realized he had to take a leak, so he told he he'd be right back, got out of bed and walked down the hall to the bathroom. When he opened the door and went in, he was very surprised to see his wife sitting on the toliet.

"How did you get in here so fast?" he asked.

"Shhhhh!!!" she replied, "you'll wake-up my mother!"


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