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Love and marriage Jokes

There are 106 Love and marriage jokes in this category. Prev 5 | Next 5

Great Trick For Sex (Added On: 2017-12-03 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)


A husband walks into the bedroom holding two aspirin and a glass of water. His wife asks, "What's that for?" "It's for your headache", he replies "But I don't have a headache", she states. He replies, "Gotcha!"


Which One To Marry? (Added On: 2017-12-03 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)


There once was a man who had three girlfriends, and he couldn’t decide which one to marry. He decided to give five thousand dollars to each woman to see what she would do with it.The first woman bought new clothes for herself. She got an expensive new hairdo, a massage, a facial, a manicure, and a pedicure. She said, I spent the money so that I would look pretty for you because I love you so much.The second woman bought a VCR, a CD player, a set of golf clubs, and a tennis racket and gave them to the man. I used the money to buy you these gifts because I love you, she told him.The third woman invested the money in the stock market and within a short time had doubled her investment. She returned the initial five thousand dollars to the man and reinvested the profit. Im investing in our future because I love you so much, she said.The man carefully considered how each woman had spent the money, and married the woman with the biggest tits.


A quote on marriage (Added On: 2017-12-02 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)


Husband: a man who buys his football tickets four months in advance and waits until December 24 to do his Christmas shopping.


Another $200 Bucks (Added On: 2017-12-01 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)


This guy goes over to his buddies house and knocks on the door, it opens and there stands his friends wife. 'Is John home?' he asks. She replies 'No I'm sorry he's gone out to run a few errands.' 'Would you mind if I came in and waited for a few minutes?' She opens the door and he follows her down the hall and into the kitchen. 'I can't help to notice how beautiful your breasts look in that robe. I will pay you $100 if I could just see one of them.' The woman thinks it over for a moment and figures why not, it is a $100. She opens her robe exposing one of her breasts as the man reaches for his wallet, pulls out a $100 bill and throws it on the table. Shortly there after while drinking his coffee he asks 'Your breast was so beautiful, I've got to see them both at the same time, I will pay you another $100 if you will show me them both. 'She once again thinks for a moment and decides, what the hell and opens her robe giving him a good long look. He then opens his wallet, grabs another $100 throws it on the table and says, 'I can't wait any longer, I must get going. Please tell John I came by.' About ten minutes pass and John comes home. His wife meets him in the hall and says 'Your friend came by, you just missed him, he left ten minutes ago.' John replies, 'Did he drop off the $200 bucks he owes me?'


The Watchtower (Added On: 2017-12-01 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)


A man and his wife are stranded on a desert island. The wife begins to lose interest in her husband and wishes on a star that she would find another man. The next day a man is washed on shore. He is very nice looking and finds immediate interest in the wife. The husband was very pleased that there was another man to help work.
So they started on building a watchtower. The stranger and wife wanted to have mad passionate sex on the beach. So he tried to think of a plan. SO then the stranger offered to watch first from the watchtower. While the husband and wife worked, the stranger yelled, ''Hey! No screwing! Get back to work!''

At this, the couple yelled back, ''We're not screwing!''

A little while later the man again yelled out to them. And again the couple denied it. This happened several times during his shift up in the watchtower, and when his turn was over, the husband took over. With that, the stranger made love to the wife on the beach. The husband, watching, exclaimed, ''Wow, it really does look like they're screwing from up here!'''


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