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Little Johnny/Jane Jokes

There are 24 Little Johnny/Jane jokes in this category. Prev 5 | Next 5

School (Added On: 2017-03-31 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)


The teacher decided she would write a history question on the blackboard every Thursday afternoon, and whoever answered it correctly could take Friday off from school. On the first Thursday she wrote, "Who said, 'Give me liberty or give me death?'" No one seemed to know, until a little Japanese boy said, "Patrick Henry, 1775."

"Very good!" the teacher said. "You can take off tomorrow, and we'll see you Monday."

The next week she wrote on the board, "Who said, 'Fourscore and seven years ago?'" No one seemed to know, until a little Japanese girl said, "Abraham Lincoln, 1865."

"Very good!" the teacher said. "Now you can take off tomorrow, and we'll see you Monday."

Well, the next Thursday, as she was getting ready to write this week's question on the board she said, "Now the last two weeks our history questions have been answered by children who were not even born in this country. You other children should be ashamed of yourselves. Now I want one of you to answer this week's question."

But just as she turned to begin writing, Little Johnny hollered out from the back, "Screw the Japs!"

The teacher turned around and demanded, "Who said that?"

Little Johnny jumped up and said, "Harry Truman, 1945. See ya Monday!"


Making Babies (Added On: 2017-02-09 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)


Little Johnny is walking with his father in the park and they see two dogs locked in a sexual embrace. Little Johnny not understanding what the dogs are doing asks his father, "Daddy, what are those two dogs doing?" To which the father replies, "They are making a puppy!"

Later that night Johnny wakes up and walks down the hall to his parents bedroom and catches his mother and father making love. Johnny asks his father, "Daddy what are you and mommy doing?"

To which the father replies, "Johnny we are making you a little sister."

Johnny thinks for a few moments and responds, "Well, daddy could you roll her over? I'd rather have a puppy!"


The science teacher stood in (Added On: 2017-01-03 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)


The science teacher stood in the front of the class and said, "Children, if you could have one raw material in the world, what would it be?"Little Stevie raised his hand and said "I would want gold, because gold is worth a lot of money and I could buy a Corvette." The teacher nodded, and then she called on little Susie. Little Susie said, "I would want platinum because platinum is worth more than gold and I could buy a Porsche." The teacher smiled, and then she called on Little Johnny. Little Johnny stood up and said, "I would want silicone." The teacher said, "Silicone? Why silicone Johnny?" "Because my mom has two bags of the stuff and you should see all the sports cars outside our house!"


Sticking It Out (Added On: 2016-11-17 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)


The little boy was 8 yrs old when his parents decided to have him circumcised (looking different than dad, other kids, etc.).After a few days of recovery, the boy went back to school.After about an hour, the pain was really starting to bother him so he asked if he could see the school nurse.He went to see her but was too embarrassed to tell her what the problem was.She suggested that he call his Mom and see if she could come and get him.The nurse waited in the other room while the call was made.After a few minutes the little boy came out and started walking back to class, but the nurse noticed that his penis was hanging out of his pants.She said "Johnny, what are you doing? You can't walk around like that."He replied, "Well I told my Mom how much I hurt and she said that if I could just stick it out till lunch time she would come pick me up then."


Worm Eating (Added On: 2016-09-18 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)


Little Johnny sat playing in the garden. When his mother came out to collect him, she saw that he was slowly eating a worm. She turned pale. "No, Johnny! Stop! That's horrible! You can't eat worms!" Trying to convince him further, "Now the mother worm is looking all over for her nice baby-worm.""No, she isn't," said Johnny."Why not?""Because I ate her first!"


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