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The newest vitamin (Added On: 2017-10-19 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)


The newest vitamin is made from chicken soup. It makes men cocky and





women lay better.


Infidelity (Added On: 2017-10-14 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)


While the bar patron savored a double martini, an attractive women sat down next to him. The bartender served her a glass of orange juice, and the man turned to her and said, "this is a special day. I'm celebrating."

"I'm celebrating, too," she said, clinking glasses with him.

"What are you celebrating?" he asked.

"For years I've been trying to have a child," she replied, "Today my gynecologist told me I'm pregnant!"

"Congratulations," the man said, lifting his glass. "As it happens, I'm a chicken farmer, and for years all my hens were infertile. But today they're finally fertile."

"How did it happen?"

"I switched cocks."

"I'll drink to that," she said, smiling.


Tell On You Too! (Added On: 2017-10-11 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)


I heard a story of a woman going into a bank with her son who was about 5 or
6. He was being a brat and his mother was having a hard time controlling him. When she finally got to the teller, she sat the boy on the counter and said, "Now you be a good boy or I'll tell Gramma how you were acting and she won't give you anymore cookies."

The child sat there for a moment with a scowl on his face and then told her, and everyone else in the bank, "Oh yeah? Well I'll tell Gramma I saw you sucking Daddy's cock!"

The place went completely silent and the woman just picked up her son and left without finishing her banking.


Custer's Last Thought (Added On: 2017-09-26 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)


The curator of a Western art museum commissioned a local artist to paint a
mural-sized painting of Custer's last thought. The artist was told to make it
highly symbolic of Custer's mindset during the debacle at Little Big Horn.


Deep in thought, the artist went to her studio. After many false starts, she
proceeded to paint an enormous oil painting. Finally, after many months of work,
the painting was unveiled for the curator. In the foreground, was a beautiful
crystalline blue lake with a single fish leaping. Around the fish's head was a
halo. In the background, the hills and meadows were covered with naked Native
American couples copulating.


The curator was both disgusted and baffled by what he saw. In a rage he turned
to the artist and asked, "What the hell has this got to do with Custer's last
thought?"


The artist replied, "Custer's last thought had to have been: 'Holy Mackerel!
Where did all these fucking Indians come from?'"


Girly Temple Please (Added On: 2017-09-21 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)


An obviously intoxicated gentleman staggers into a tavern and seats himself at the bar. After being served, he notices a woman sitting a few stools down. He motions the bartender over and says "Bartender, I'd like to buy that old douche bag down there a drink."


Somewhat offended, the bartender replies "Sir, I run a respectable establishment, and I don't appreciate you calling my female customers douche bags."


The man looked ashamed of himself and muttered "You're right, that was uncalled for...please allow me to buy the woman a cocktail."


"That's better" said the bartender and he approached the woman. "Ma'am, the gentleman down the bar would like to buy you a drink... what would you like?"


"How nice!" replied the woman, I'll have a vinegar and water.


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