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People were saying G.W.Bush is stupid (Added On: 2017-12-09 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)


Offensive to G. W. Bush fans.

G.W.Bush was very depressed that people were saying he is stupid. So he calls his good friend Queen Elizabeth, who says, "Now George, what you need to do is to surround yourself with smart people. Let me show you."

She calls Tony Blair in and asks, "Tony, your parents had a baby. It isn't your sister and it isn't your brother. Who is it?"

Tony Blair replies, "It's me!"

So G.W. calls Dick Cheney and says, "Dick, your parents had a baby. It isn't your sister and it isn't your brother. Who is it?"

And Cheney says, "Wow, that's a tough one. Let me get back to you."

So Cheney calls Colin Powell and says, "Colin, your parents had a baby. It isn't your sister and it isn't your brother. Who is it?"

And Colin Powell says, "It's me!"

So Cheney calls Bush and says, "It's Colin Powell."

And Bush says, "No, you idiot! It's Tony Blair!"


Smart politicians (Added On: 2017-12-08 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)


Kjell Magne Bondevik goes to Washington for a meeting with Bill Clinton.

After dinner, Bill says to Kjell " Well Kjell, I don't know what you think of the members of your Cabinet, but mine are all bright and brilliant."

"How do you know?" asks Kjell Magne.

"Oh well, it's simple", says Bill. "They all have to take special tests before they can be a minister. Wait a second". He calls Madeleine Albright over and says to her "Tell me Madeleine, who is the child of your father and of your mother who is not your brother and is not your sister?"

Ah, that's simple Mr. President", says Madeleine, "it is me!"

"Well done Madeleine," says Clinton and Kjell Magne Bondevik is very impressed.



Kjell Magne Bondevik returns to Oslo and wonders about the intelligence of the members of his Cabinet. He calls in Lars Sponheim and says: "Lars, tell me, who is the child of your father and of your mother who is not your brother and is not your sister?"

Lars thinks and thinks and doesn't know the answer. "Can I think about it a bit further Kjell ? May I let you know tomorrow?"

"Of course," says Bondevik, "you've got 24 hours."

Lars Sponheim goes away, thinks as hard as he can, calls in his team, but no-one knows the answer. 20 hours later, Lars is very worried - still no answer and only 4 hours to go. Eventually Lars Sponheim says "I'll ask Gudmund Restad, he's clever, he'll know the answer." He calls Restad.

"Gudmund," he says, "tell me who is the child of your father and of your mother who is not your brother and is not your sister?"

"Very simple", says Gudmund, "it's me!"

"Of course" says Lars and calls Kjell Magne Bondevik.

"Kjell Magne", says Lars, "I've got the answer: it's Gudmund Restad".

"No you idiot", says Bondevik, "it's Madeleine Albright".


Did you hear the latest (Added On: 2017-12-02 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)


Did you hear the latest theory about Monica Lewinsky?

It may never be proven but they think she may be the youngest woman to have
ever held the Presidency.


Why did Monica always drink (Added On: 2017-11-28 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)


Why did Monica always drink with a straw while she was an intern?


Practice.


The exact same answer for each (Added On: 2017-11-13 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)


This simple three question test illustrates how often Bill Clinton must be telling lies.1. Is the Pope catholic?
2. Does Windows have bugs?
3. Does Clinton lie?


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