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Blonde and the Bottle Cap (Added On: 2017-08-18 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)


Q: Why did the blonde keep taking off and putting the Pepsi bottle cap back on? A: Because it said, ''Sorry, try again.''


Blonde painter (Added On: 2017-08-16 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)


A blonde decides to show her husband that despite what everyone says, blondes really are smart.

While her husband is at work, she decides that she is going to paint the living room in their house. So the next day as soon as he leaves, she gets down to the task at hand.

Her husband arrives home after work and smells the distinctive smell of paint. He walks into the living room and finds his wife lying on the floor in a pool of sweat. He notices that she is wearing a parka and a mink. He asks her what she is doing. She replies that she wanted to prove to him that not all blonde women are dumb and she wanted to do it by painting the room.

He says that he was impressed at the good job she had done, but what's with her wearing the two coats? She replies that she was reading the directions on the paint can and they said, "FOR BEST RESULTS, PUT ON TWO COATS!"


Pizza Cutting (Added On: 2017-08-15 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)


Q: A blonde ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut it
in six or twelve pieces.


A: "Six, please. I could never eat twelve pieces."


Blonde male (Added On: 2017-08-15 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)


A bronzed, blonde male surfer type was visiting Boston to attend a friend's wedding. Sitting at the bar at the reception, sucking up his fourth beer, he caught sight of a stunning brunette, whom he had noticed earlier in the church, as she came through the door. His eyes never left her until she was seated on the other side of the bar from him.

He got up, slowly walked around the bar to where she was sitting. After pausing on his approach for her to look over his magnificent tanned body, he recited one of his better lines and then bluntly asked if she wanted to 'leave this dump' and go to his hotel room to "Ya know, get to, like, know each other better."

She rolled her eyes in disbelief, immediately responding with, "I'm afraid that my awareness of your proclivities regarding the esoteric aspects of sexual behavior precludes any such erotic confrontation."

He stared blankly at her, somewhat stunned. After several seconds of embarassed silence, he finaly admitted, "Huh? I don't get it!"

"Exactly!" she said as she got up, turned on her heel, and left, leaving him standing there in puzzlement.


How to drown a blonde. (Added On: 2017-08-15 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)


How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the
bottom of the pool!


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