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Locked Car (Added On: 2010-09-07 Rating : 4.00 / 5.00 Rate This Joke)

Two blondes observed in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their Mercedes with a coat hanger.

Blonde#1: I can't seem to get this door unlocked!

Blonde#2: Well, you'd better hurry up and try harder, its starting to rain and the top is down!

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Fetch (Added On: 2010-09-04 Rating : 4.00 / 5.00 Rate This Joke)

The veterinarian told the blonde that her dog needed some exercise.

"You need to make sure the dog runs around," the doctor said. "Try playing a game of fetch the ball."

"I can't play fetch with my dog," the blonde said.

"Why not?" the doctor asked.

"Because," she replied, "He can't throw, duh."

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What do you call a zit on a blondes ass? (Added On: 2010-09-01 Rating : 4.00 / 5.00 Rate This Joke)

What do you call a zit on a blondes ass? Brain tumor.

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Show Me Your License (Added On: 2010-08-27 Rating : 4.00 / 5.00 Rate This Joke)

A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license.
She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys could get your act together.

Just yesterday one of you takes away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you!!"

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Q: How did the blonde burn her nose? (Added On: 2010-08-12 Rating : 4.00 / 5.00 Rate This Joke)

A: Bobbing for French fries.

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