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Dumb blonde (Added On: 2018-02-18 Rating : 2.00 / 5.00 Rate This Joke)


A blonde got a family farm from her grandparents so sh did'nt no wat to name it so she goes to the city and says the first word i hear is wat i'll name it so the first word she heard was butt so she named it butt so she buys a dog and does'nt know wat to name so she goes to the city and says the first word i hear is wat i'll name it the first word she heard was crack so she named it crack the next day she lost her dog so she goes to report at the police station and says"i looked all over my butt and i can't find my crack.





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Blondes and the painter. (Added On: 2018-02-16 Rating : 2.00 / 5.00 Rate This Joke)


A painting contractor was speaking with a woman about her job.

In the first room she said she would like a pale blue. The contractor wrote this down and went to the window, opened it, and yelled out "GREEN SIDE UP! "In the second room she told the painter she would like it painted in a soft yellow. He wrote this on his pad, walked to the window, opened it, and yelled "GREEN SIDE UP!" The lady was somewhat curious but she said nothing.

In the third room she said she would like it painted a warm rose color. The painter wrote this down, walked to the window, opened it and yelled "GREEN SIDE UP!"

The lady then asked him, "Why do you keep yelling 'green side up'?"

"I'm sorry," came the reply. "But I have a crew of blondes laying sod across the street."


Affairs With Men (Added On: 2018-02-16 Rating : 2.00 / 5.00 Rate This Joke)


Q: Did you hear about the blonde lesbian?


A: She kept having affairs with men!


Priests on a Hawaiian Vacation (Added On: 2018-02-15 Rating : 2.00 / 5.00 Rate This Joke)


Two priests were going toHawaii on vacation and decided that they would make this a real vacation by not wearinganything that would identify them as clergy. As soon as the plane landed, theyheaded for a store and bought some really outrageous shorts, shirts, sandals, sunglasses, etc.The next morning, they wentto the beach, dressed in their "tourist" garb and were sitting on beach chairs,enjoying a drink, the sunshine and the scenery when a gorgeous blonde in a tiny bikini came walking straight towards them. They couldn't help butstare and when she passed them, smiled and said, "Good morning Father,""Good morning Father," nodding and addressing each of them individually, thenpassed on by. They were both stunned. How in the world did she recognize them as priests? The next day theywent back to the store, bought even more outrageous outfits -- so loud, youcould hear them before you even saw them -- and again settled on the beach in their chairsto enjoy the sunshine.After a while, the samegorgeous bikini-ed blonde came walking toward them again. (Theywere glad they had sunglasses, because their eyes were about to pop out of their heads.) Again, she approached them and greeted them individually: "Good morning,Father," "Good morning Father," and started to walk away.One of the priests couldn'tstand it and said, "Just a minute young lady. Yes, we are priests, andproud of it, but I have to know, how in the world did YOU know?""Oh Father, don't yourecognize me? I'm Sister Angelica."


Sprained finger (Added On: 2018-02-15 Rating : 2.00 / 5.00 Rate This Joke)


A young woman wen tto a doctor and told him, "You have to help me. I hurt all over."


"What do you mean?" asked the doctor.


The woman touched her right knee with her index finger and yelled, "Ow! That hurts." Then she touched her left cheek and again yelled, "Ouch! That hurts, too." Then she touched her right earlobe. "Ow, even that hurts."


The doctor asked the woman, "Are you a natural blonde?"


"Why, yes," she said.


"I thought so," said the doctor. "You have a sprained finger"


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