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Two signs found on top (Added On: 2010-03-30 Rating : 3.00 / 5.00 Rate This Joke)

Two signs found on top of one another in a country kitchen several years ago: Restrooms to the left. Please wait for the hostess to seat you.Seen in a health food store. "Shoplifters will be beaten over the head with an organic carrot""Children left unattended will be towed at parents expense." I went to a little hole in the wall restaurant: the sign read: Women are not served here. You have to bring your own. At a Santa Fe gas station: "We will sell gasoline to anyone in a glass container."

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In a New York restaurant: (Added On: 2009-12-06 Rating : 4.50 / 5.00 Rate This Joke)

In a New York restaurant: "Customers who consider our waitresses uncivil ought to see the manager."On the wall of a Baltimore estate: "Trespassers will be prosecuted to the full extent of the law.-Sisters of Mercy"On a long-established New Mexico dry cleaners: "38 years on the same spot."In a Los Angeles dance hall: "Good clean dancing every night but Sunday."In a Florida maternity ward: "No children allowed."

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Sign on the door of (Added On: 2009-11-14 Rating : 4.00 / 5.00 Rate This Joke)

Sign on the door of the maternity ward: "Push Push Push." Sign at entrance of the IRS: "Watch your step." Sign at the exit of the IRS: "Watch your mouth." Sign in a bookstore: "We treat you write." Sign on a front door: "Everyone on the premises is a vegetarian except the dog."

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In a New York drugstore: (Added On: 2009-02-22 Rating : 4.00 / 5.00 Rate This Joke)

In a New York drugstore: "We dispense with accuracy."In the offices of a loan company: "Ask about our plans for owning your home."In a New York medical building: "Mental Health Prevention Center"On a New York convalescent home: "For the sick and tired of the Episcopal Church."On a Maine shop: "Our motto is to give our customers the lowest possible prices and workmanship."

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Gravity - (Added On: 2009-02-16 Rating : 4.00 / 5.00 Rate This Joke)

Gravity - It's not just a good idea, it's the LAW!Why be difficult, when with a bit of effort, you can be impossible?Life is too complicated in the morning.All I want is less to do, more time to do it, and higher pay for not getting it done.The Schizophrenic: An Unauthorized AutobiographyNobody's perfect. I'm a Nobody.My wife said "If you go hunting or fishing one more time I'm going to leave you" ...I'm sure going to miss her.Ask me about my vow of silence.Today's subliminal message is: ( )

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