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Two diehard golfers are out playing a round when a thunderstorm
comes roaring in. On the third tee, a bolt of lighting comes down
and stikes the golfers dead..

Arriving at those pearly gates, God comes down to talk to
the 2 men.

"Sorry, but we made a mistake" says God, "it seems that it
was not your time to die. Now I can send you back but you have
to go back as someone different, it is just too confusing since
they all ready had the funeral. In fact your wife is already
dating" he says to one of the golfers.

After two golfer have a little talk they approach God and
request "we decided we want to go back as a couple of
dykes" ask the first golfer, "good looking dykes if you
please" says the second.

"I can send you back as dykes" replies God "but I must
know why you guys want to be dykes"

"Well we figure if we go back as dykes we still get to
eat pussy" says the first golfer, "plus we get to tee off
from the woman's tee."

Rules Of Golf (political) (Added On: 2010-05-21 Rating : 2.50 / 5.00 Rate This Joke)

A proposed revision to the rules of golf is being sought in South Florida which will replace the traditional call of "FORE".

Once a player has hit an errant shot he will be allowed to call "GORE" while the ball is still in flight. He can then replace the ball in the same spot and hit it again.

The player can do this until he is satisfied the ball is going where he intended to hit it in the first place. This will cause the time of play to be extended until such time the player can claim the hole.

This revision is causing some consternation to the PGA but proponents say it is only fair.

A recent test of this new rule was recently played out in an exclusive club in Palm Beach County Florida and the first hole only took 19 days to complete.

Golf Clubs (Added On: 2009-12-03 Rating : 2.50 / 5.00 Rate This Joke)

There was a businesswoman who just made a million dollars for an Arabian Oil Sheik. When she was leaving the Oil Sheik offered her Diamonds and rubies and a Silver-plated Rolls Royce, but she declined.

The Sheik insisted so she said that she just started to golf and maybe a set of golf clubs would be nice.

A few weeks later she received a telegram from the sheik.

“So far I have bought you 3 golf clubs. I hope you aren't disappointed that only 2 of them have swimming pools."

Hell of a Game (Added On: 2009-09-26 Rating : 2.50 / 5.00 Rate This Joke)

A man goes golfing with his Friend, John. He arrives home several hours late.

His wife asks,"What took you so long?"

He replies,"Oh, honey, it was an horrible afternoon! On the third hole, John had a heart attack and died on the spot!" She says,"Oh, darling! It must have been awful for you!" The husband replies, "It was hell! Fifteen holes of 'hit the ball, drag John, hit the ball, drag John...'"

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