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Types of computer viruses (Added On: 2017-12-12 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)


Federal bureaucrat virus: Divides your hard disk into hundreds of little units, each of which do practically nothing, but all of which claim to be the most important part of the computer.


Redneck computer term (Added On: 2017-11-28 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)


Superconductor - Amtrak's Employee of the year.


Microsoft Tech Joins The Army (Added On: 2017-11-27 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)


One of Microsoft's finest techs was sent to boot camp. At the rifle range, he was given some instruction, a rifle, and bullets. He fired several shots at the target. The report came from the target area that all of his attempts had completely missed the target.

The Microsoft tech looked at his rifle and then at the target again. He looked at the rifle again, and then at the target again. He put his finger over the end of the rifle barrel and squeezed the trigger with his other hand.

The end of his finger was completely blown off: The Microsoft tech yelled toward the target area: "It's leaving here just fine. The trouble must be at your end!"


An IBM acronym (Added On: 2017-11-23 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)


IBM: Identical Blue Men


Ten things Bill Gates would like to change about the automotive industry (Added On: 2017-11-19 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)


10. New seats would require everyone to have the same body size.9. We'd all have to switch to Microsoft Gas.8. The U.S. government would get subsidies from an automaker--a first.7. The oil, alternator, gas, and engine warning lights would be replaced by a single "General Car Fault" warning light.6. Sun Motorsystems would make a car that was solar-powered, twice as reliable, five times as fast, but ran on only 5% of the roads.5. You would be constantly pressured to upgrade your car.4. You could have only one person in the car at a time, unless you bought Car 95 or CarNT - but then you would have to buy more seats.3. Occasionally your car would die for no apparent reason and you would have to restart it. Strangely, you would just accept this as normal.2. Every time the lines on the road were repainted, you'd have to buy a new car.1. People would get excited about the new features of Microsoft cars, forgetting that the same features had been available from other carmakers for years.


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