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Smart little johnny (Added On: 2017-03-27 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)
One day the teacher walks into her classroom and announces to the class that on each Friday she will ask a question to the class and anyone who answers correctly doesn't have to go to school the following Monday.
On the first Friday the teacher asks: "How many grains of sand are on the beach?" needless to say, no one could answer.
The following Friday, the teacher asks the class: "How many stars are in the sky?" and again no one could answer. Frustrated little Johnny decides that the next Friday he would somehow answer the question and get a 3 day weekend.
So Thursday night Johnny takes 2 ping pong balls and paints them black. The next day he brings them to school in a paper bag. At the end of the day just when the teacher says, "here's this week's question," Johnny empties the bag to the floor sending the ping pong balls rolling to the front of the room. Because they are young kids who find any disruption of class amusing, the entire class starts laughing.
The teacher says, "ok, who's the comedian with the black balls?"
Immediately, little Johnny stands up and says, "Bill Cosby, see ya on Tuesday!"
Redneck Jokes joke #10983 (Added On: 2017-03-27 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)
"Hello, is this the FBI?"
"Yes. What do you want?"
"I'm calling to report about my neighbor Billy Bob Smith! He is hiding marijuana inside his firewood."
"Thank you very much for the call, sir."
The next day, the FBI agents descend on Billy Bob's house. They search the shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they bust open every piece of wood, but find no marijuana. They swore at Billy Bob and left. The phone rings at Billy Bob's house.
"Hey Billy Bob! Did the FBI come?"
"Did they chop your firewood?"
"Happy Birthday Buddy"
Men don't like safe sex (Added On: 2017-03-27 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)
What is a man's idea of safe sex?
A padded headboard.
Mario the mafioso (Added On: 2017-03-27 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)
Mario the mafioso gave his son Tony a handgun for his 13th birthday. The next week, when Mario asked to see the gun, Tony proudly showed him a new watch that he had traded the gun for.
Mario was quite upset and said to Tony: "So, Tony, when you get married and someday come home and catch your wife in bed with another man, whatchu gonna do - look at your watch and ask "How long you gonna be?""
Bad cop (Added On: 2017-03-27 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)
How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Just one, but he's never around when you need it done.
Fag bar (Added On: 2017-03-27 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)
Two fags walk into a gay bar. One fag says to the other, "Do you cum here often?"
You're so ugly (Added On: 2017-03-27 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)
You're so ugly that I'd rather look at a camel's butt than you!
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