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What do you call two (Added On: 2017-12-16 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)
What do you call two black guys in a sleeping bag?
Where is it that everybody (Added On: 2017-12-16 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)
Where is it that everybody has curly hair?
Congo out, (Added On: 2017-12-16 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)
Congo out, I'm grounded!
A prisoner with skills (Added On: 2017-12-16 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)
Several years ago, Andy was sentenced to prison. During his stay, he got along well with the guards and all his fellow inmates. The warden saw that deep down, Andy was a good person and made arrangements for Andy to learn a trade while doing his time. After three years, Andy was recognized as one of the best carpenters in the local area. Often he would be given a weekend pass to do odd jobs for the citizens of the community.... and he always reported back to prison before Sunday night was over.The warden was thinking of remodeling his kitchen and in fact had done much of the work himself. But he lacked the skills to build a set of kitchen cupboards and a large counter top which he had promised his wife. So he called Andy into his office and asked him to complete the job for him.But, alas, Andy refused. He told the warden, "Gosh, I'd really like to help you but counter fitting is what got me into prison in the first place".
Stupid drunk blonde (Added On: 2017-12-16 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)
A blonde phoned police to report that thieves had been in her car. "They've stolen the dashboard, the steering wheel, the brake pedal, even the accelerator," she cried out.However, before the police investigation could start, the phone rang a second time and the same voice came over the line. "Never mind, I got in the back seat by mistake."
Q: How many auto mechanics (Added On: 2017-12-16 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)
Q: How many auto mechanics does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Two, one to screw in all the bulbs he has until he finds one that fits, and the other to tell you he thinks he'll have to replace the whole socket.
Just A Juggaloo (Added On: 2017-12-16 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)
A man is driving home, when is pulled over by a patrolman for a broken blinker. The cop looks into the guys' car and sees a collection of knives in the backseat.
"Sir," the cop says."Why do you have all those knives?""They're for my juggling act," the man says."I don't believe you," says the cop."Prove it."So the man gets out of his car and begins juggling the knives. At the same time, a car with two guys in it drives by."Man," says the first guy."I'm glad I quit drinking. These new sobriety tests are hard."
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